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an almost day by day description of my life, loves, thoughts, fears, work and lustings.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Concerns about the Living Dead #41

I posted some info on this one some time ago. Now there's a trailer. Apparently, it's still looking for some US distribution. Looking forward to it. The Horde. Love the name.

http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/news/16653

Local Actors Spotted #129-131

The other half screaming for his soup.





Tippi Hedren. Classic star of Hitchcock favorites The Birds and Marnie. Just half a block away @ the Madame Toussaud's, she was introducing the Hitchcock wax figure, and the other half auditioned to be the "scream" to accompany the Psycho display. The place opens up in less than a month. The other half got a photo of her, an autograph, and I got a photo of me in the foreground and her examining Hitch in the background. Nifty.

On a recent hike to Runyon Canyon, we crossed paths w/ Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. He's much taller than I would have expected, and didn't take well to my throwing him into the bushes and trying to ravage him. Some people, huh?

Sunday, July 05, 2009

You Take the Good, You Take the Bad

A 95% negative review for House of Black Wings. Hey, I'm posting the nice ones, so I'll post the not-so-nice ones as well. It's only fair. This one's from Fatally Yours.com.

http://www.fatally-yours.com/horror-reviews/house-of-black-wings-2009

Monday, June 22, 2009

Local Actors Spotted #119-128

By gar, it's been a while. Lots of celebs I have yet to report.

Jessica Alba; complete w/ an entourage of paparazzi, walked by the store.

Today, Lorraine Gary was in. I think she was taken aback by the fact that I recognized her. Got her autograph. You might remember her as Mrs. Martin Brody (Roy Scheider's on screen wife) of Jaws, Jaws 2 and Jaws: The Revenge. She looked better now than she did in Jaws: The Revenge...OVER 20 YEARS AGO!

Colleen Camp. Known best as Yvette the maid in the classic laugh-fest; Clue. She was kooky, and funny, and LOVED me. Got her autograph as well.

The other day, Snow; one of the dancers on the first season of So You Think You Can Dance bought a sofa from me.

Shannon Tweed, former Playboy Playmate, and star of the Gene Simmons Family Jewels reality show. Saw her in the Starbucks next door to the store. She was an absolute AMAZON...so darn tall! I also know her well from the 80's T&A classic, Hot Dog: The Movie.

Project Runway. There were two alums from that show; filming something in the front of our building. From two seasons ago. I could look them up, but just don't have the motivation to do so. Doesn't mean I wasn't excited to see them. It was the guy that had to leave the show when he had an infection in his lips, and the short guy w/ the really dark hair and beard.

At a local theatre, I saw Kids in the Hall alum, Bruce McCullough. At the same time, we also saw 227's Jackee. Good times.

I won't count these, but the other half saw them. Chris Rock. Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake. American Idol's Kara Diagiordi (sp?).

Oh yeah, also Chad Michael Murray was in twice in the past week. He looks pretty hot in person.

I feel as though I'm missing some folks. That's what happens when I don't blog regularly. That is all.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

The Way We Were

That title just seemed appropriate. It sounds nostalgic and long ago... It works, since I haven't blogged in almost 3 weeks, but it doesn't mean I'm writing about long ago things...I'm staying current dammit!

The other half and I have been planning a trip to Vegas for a couple of months; maybe longer (excluding our fun overnight one w/ friend Chris at the end of May)...and we leave next Wednesday. Less than a week away. I've been counting down since that end of May journey. I'm so excited! We are going to celebrate our 10 year anniversary. Yes, TEN! Hard to believe, but true. We've booked 5 free (yes, FREE) nights @ our favorite home away from home; Ceasar's Palace. The only thing we have for actual plans; is our 8pm reservation @ Aureole @ Mandalay Bay on the 27th (the actual big day). Other than that, we will go where the day takes us. Much more my speed. I like to have some things planned, but this trip I made it clear that I wanted no schedule of any kind. That; in and of itself, is the most relaxing thing possible. No obligations means no obligations! Yeah!

Work has been fine. I'm now past 8 months w/ the company, and probably close to a month (I think), since my demotion. I don't love the pay cut, but MAN, do I love not being a manager. All escalated problems just move right past me. Very nice. Love it. The other half is past 4 months @ his gig, and all seems well w/ the world. DO NOT INSERT JINX HERE.

That brilliant script idea I had a few weeks ago, finally saw the light of day when I cranked out 6 pages on it on Monday...in half an hour. That's right. Probably a lot of garbage, but it's down on paper...so to speak. I think it's a good idea, but we'll see how it pans out. It's not zombie related, so my brain may find it difficult to switch gears.

Still have not heard back from many folks about the Baker script. I wanted that feedback before I began a third draft, but will have to plow ahead w/ fewer notes than I wanted. Something about people having lots going on in their lives. I guess I understand, but am still frowning. That's not meant to be a guilt trip, but take it as you like. :) I'm still grateful!

I received some feedback on Sid's Apple. The other half's boss was in the biz for 20 some years, so she agreed to take a look. Some of her comments I already had lingering on the back burner of my brain, but others will prove to be helpful. One of the main things she suggested is that I need to tell the reader (i.e. a producer or director) immediately what is going on, not provide the slow burn of letting it out as the story goes on. Something in there; akin to "Unbeknownst to Sid, something is happening". That seems difficult to me, but I'll see what I can do. She also recommended that I get rid of any "direction". I thought I had, but even "Sid turns left out of the hospital" is apparently a no-no as well. One more task to add to my never-ending creative project to-do list!

I'm listening to the 80's channel on the tellie. You soooo needed to know that.

Saw a few movies over the past weeks, which are worth mentioning.

Tropic Thunder. Quite a treat. Great script. Tom Cruise was fascinating to watch, but Jack Black was my favorite. The "I'll even swallow the gravy" monologue was absolutely hysterical! I really enjoyed this. Of course, Robert Downey, Jr. totally deserved his Oscar nom. He was nominated, wasn't he? Also, I loved the trailers at the beginning of the film. Brilliant!

Ink. This was a stunner. Friend Wendy informed me that this film starred her old college roomie, and was filmed in Denver on a shoestring budget. Last Wednesday, it had its LA premiere. On top of that; dear friend Libby moved to LA last week, and she knew someone else in the film...so we had two recommendations. So we went. Part Dark City, part The Matrix, and a bit of Hellraiser mixed in, and you get the idea. Visually, this was eye-poppingly brilliant. I don't want to give away too much, other than it is a battle between good and evil; all surrounding a little girl and her estranged father. Nightmares, two intertwining dimensions, lots of creepy bad guys, and heroic, breathtaking action sequences. This is an indie film? You've got to be kidding me! Other than a couple of bad performances which were able to jerk me back to reality every time they came on screen, this film was a major achievement. It's a sobering indicator of what can be done w/ very little. Honestly, most of the visuals rival anything the big studios could put out there. A great movie-going experience. Here's a link to the site; and trailer. Yeah, Ink! BTW, it was AWESOME to see Libby after about 14 years. Welcome to LA, girl!

http://www.doubleedgefilms.com

Also, there was a faboo Q & A w/ the director, DP, producer, and the majority of the main cast following the film. So much insight, inspiration and wonderful anecdotes. The little girl (who was just amazing) reminded me of my niece. Made me miss my girls. Anyway...

Fido. Billy Connolly as a domesticated zombie in the Leave it to Beaver 50's; following the Zombie War. Isn't that enough to get you to take a look? Okay, I'll add that the cast includes Carrie Anne Moss and Dylan Baker. Still not enough? Suggested zombie/human relationships and sex. There, now go get it.

My beloved Kathy Griffin is back on Bravo w/ a new season of My Life on the D-List. But, she's hardly D-list any longer. The first two episodes have followed her as she tries to learn the ropes of being an A-lister...spending entire days w/ the likes of Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin. Loving it so far. Go Kathy!

The other half and I have now been in our apartment over a year. All of the year milestones have been reached already. March 31st; a year since we left Chicago. May 4th; a year since we arrived in LA. And June 13th; a year in our apartment. Time marches on...Can't I please get something done?

I turn 35 this year. Lord.

Finally, I met up w/ friend Justin last week to help out w/ some adt'l AD duties for his web-series Big Bother...which is to premiere very soon. I also provided a voice for one of the characters. Twas fun. Looking forward to seeing it online!

Well, I best start getting ready for another day @ work. The grind is a-callin'.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Are You Trying to Piss Me Off?

I've got a few gripes to get off of my chest, so I appreciate your taking the time to read. My pain equals your entertainment...

Had a customer today who was an absolute bitch. Some ancient woman, who apparently didn't get the immediate attention she needed or deserved. It's not as if we were ignoring her; we were all with other customers. I finished w/ my current customer, turned to her, and asked if she wanted to pay for the large decorative plate she had placed on the counter. She replied with a pointed, "No, I need help." I went around to her, apologized for the delay; explaining that we were all helping someone. She responded with, "You weren't helping anyone." My response of head shaking and jaw dropping was just automatic. I helped her w/ her needs and then began to wrap her items. My co-worker started to assist w/ the wrapping. However, we were down to one tape dispenser which still had some masking tape on it (we're waiting on our supply order), so we had to share. Rather than take the entire ONE remaining dispenser to my side of the cashwrap, I grabbed a couple of pieces of tape and went back to my side. The crazy, ancient psycho bitch woman, now felt the need to tell me how to do my job. She asked me, "Why don't you bring the tape over to this side?" Let's keep in mind that my dear co-worker, Wendy, was also using this tape. Did I mention that? My response to the bitch (not in a sarcastic, but a firm tone) was this, "I think I've got everything under control, thank you." She then requested some assistance to her car. I advised that we have a loading dock in the back; since it's generally frowned upon for us to leave the store; and help people to their cars; even if they're parked "right out front" (it never is that; they're a block or so down the street--this is what we have a loading dock in the back for; no traffic, and no rush...and frankly, NO DANGER TO OUR EMPLOYEES--you stupid bitch!). Anyway, Wendy agreed to help her out, and Wendy got an earful, apparently about how "arrogant" I am. Boy, this ancient bitch; who apparently only leaves her Beverly Hills mansion to cause mayhem and misery in her fellow man, certainly read me. If I'm anything, it's arrogant. Kudos to you, stupid bitch lady (thanks for that terminology, Ryan Harris). Let me also point out that her package couldn't have been more than a couple of pounds. Am I being insensitive about her possible old-age, can't lift a plastic bag, handicap? Maybe. But I'm pissed, and her ridiculous and disrespectful sense of entitlement allows me to be a bastard to her. So, my horrible, vengeful thoughts are out there. As I've heard another co-worker say about a customer..."God is watching you, and he knows what you're doing."

While I had a great day in sales @ the store, more wackiness occurred after stupid bitch lady made her way back out our doors; just before my lunch break. This was one of those moments I knew would arrive; but certainly not this quickly. I was so excited for that first time I could say to a customer "yes, I'll be happy to get a manager for you"; cuz, well I am no longer one...so I can pawn off the BIG problems to someone making more money than I am...certainly when they ask for a higher-up. Well, a BIG TIME HIGHER UP showed up unexpectedly; while the three remaining persons working this evening, were all engaged w/ other customers. So, apparently, cuz we didn't greet this person, and didn't get to them immediately, we had a "bad visit", and provided "bad customer service". A few thoughts. One: You visit; let's say; about 10 times a year. In general, we get great reviews (or so I understand; I'm no longer privy to anything as a mere full time peon). I imagine that we have 80% good visits, but we never hear about those...only the "bad visits". BS. Two: Had we been standing around, and in no way acknowledged your presence; whether we knew who you were, or didn't know who you were...then that might be worth having a "problem". We were helping others. Frankly, I didn't know who you were, so you would have had to wait until I was done w/ my current customer. Finally, I would give anything for these higher ups (certainly I don't know the backgrounds of these folks, so I should shut up, but won't) to spend 10 or so work days in our shoes. Get a glance a the type of days we can possibly have. Hectic, with nasty customers and running around like a chicken w/ its head chopped off. Yes, there are more lowkey days, and perhaps that is when you visited before; thus allowing us to kiss your behind to your liking. But, then there are those days when it's a major task to just keep our sanity. Try it, and then let me know if that changes your outlook on our menial jobs. But what do I know, I'm only on the front lines of your company...taking hits like demotions (basically only cuz "shit rolls downhill"), pay cuts and loss of bonuses, while I'm sure you're still living high off the hog. Let's have a little more knowledge and respect for your subordinates...it makes us happier, and lets you go to bed at night w/ some good karma.

Is this day trying to piss me off?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Whatever and More Whatever

Whatever.

I have to put an end to chewing my nails. I just can't stop.

I'm irritated. I'll let the cat out of the bag now, although it won't be official until Monday. I have been demoted @ my job. I am no longer an Associate Manager, I am now a full time salesperson. I was offered a position w/ a tiny pay increase; @ the Santa Monica location. I declined, took a slight pay cut and stayed at my current location. A few reasons why. I don't want to start over w/ new customers, and new co-workers. Not interested in that. Also, since I don't drive; and take public transportation, my commute would be about 2 hours (at least) a day; on the bus. No thanks. In addition, the Santa Monica location has longer hours...well past the hours I now work. Yes, let me close the store @ 10pm, get out of there by 10:30pm, wait for the bus for half hour and then take it home for another hour...all on a riotous LA Saturday night. I don't think so. Of course I was only demoted because others were demoted. I didn't have seniority. Seems unfair, but we'll see how it pans out. A lot of resentment, but also some relief. When some bitchy, bandage-faced Beverly Hills housewife with puffy Melanie Griffith lips wants to speak to a manager, I can now say, "hold on for just a moment, I'll get one". I have so little responsibility now. I get to sell and sell some more. Not bad, since that's one of my strong suits anyway. I'm just also irritated cuz I KNOW for a fact that I am one of the hardest working people @ my location. I don't say that to be an ass...it's just plain fact. So, there it is.

Off to Vegas w/ the other half and friend Chris...tomorrow. Just a quick overnight getaway, but f*** do I need it! Freebie hotel room @ Paris, so I'm all jazzed about it.

Nothing has happened on the "Baker" script. I've sent it to about 10 people...and am awaiting feedback. Hurry up people! I know you have lives, but hell! I mean, jeez! I want to begin a third draft, but figured I would wait to see what folks had to say. Actually, I'm thankful that so many people have taken on the task to help me out. Thanks, guys!

Busy as hell @ work today. But, made my time go fast; as I wait for tomorrow's journey to the East to get here. Hurry up!

Saw The Incredible Hulk. Aside from a constantly shirtless Edward Norton, I found very little memorable about this one. Meh.

Well. Well.

Whatever.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Ah...Heck. David Samples FRENCH TOAST, and Likes It!

Yeah, I know...the title doesn't make a whole heck of a lot of sense, considering David was there for the majority of the shoot, and he saw the rough cut, the not-so-rough cut and the final cut, etc. Basically, I'm saying that he already sampled the gosh-darn thing!

Anyway, I was grabbing the links to the new reviews for House of Black Wings, and neglected to read David's post all the way to the end; until later. He had some nice words about French Toast, and I wanted to share...well, cuz they make me happy. Thanks, David!

"Shortly after wrapping House of Black Wings, cast/crew-member Michael Klug shot his own first movie: French Toast. This terrifically surreal and disurbing little chiller is *finally* available online!"

Two More Reviews for "HOUSE OF BLACK WINGS"

Both are basically positive. I'm sure more to come! How exciting!

http://www.kitleyskrypt.com/hobw.htm

http://www.horrornews.net/reviews/Review_House_of_Black_Wings.htm

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

French Toast! The Entire Short Film; Now Viewable Online!

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=57282527

I've finally converted it, and placed it online for all to see. I hope you enjoy it. Let me know your thoughts.

Best,

klugula

New "Big Bother" Trailer!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UMuY__bxQw

Both the other half, and myself appear. I thought we agreed we'd never work together again! Hmm.

Monday, May 11, 2009

Mega-Update

I used to update and blog so regularly. What has happened? Where have I gone?

I'm afraid w/ all of the IM-ing I've been doing on Facebook, that my typing skills will be destroyed. I don't correct spelling or other errors. What will happen to me if I don't fix this?

I never did discuss or update on the Las Vegas Film Festival; from the beginning of April. Why so much slacking? I doubt it will ever happen now. I'll post what I did write, but it will be disjointed and unfinished.

Saturday, had a wonderful meal w/ friends Leah and Michael; and Leah's fiance, the lovely Ian (whom we just met)! Yes, can't believe it. Lehaha is engaged. They have a fabulous loft; in an old bank building downtown. Spooky, but up-n-coming, neighborhood, but faboo apartment. Leah's quite the hostess, and quite the cook. Thanks Leah! Good lasagna. She also tells one heck of a ghost story (a creepy true one!)

My job's been going fine. Some cut hours and some changes in staff, but all is okay. Rather than work a bunch of piddly short shifts over 5 days, I am now working full shifts over 4 days; meaning I have 3 days off a week. Meh. I'm still liking the job; which seems strange to me. June will be my 8th month! Wacky. I really love my co-workers and staff. I feel like we've bonded through all of the changes and cuts. It's public knowledge now, so I don't feel bad mentioning it, but the company has filed Chapter 11. Not sure if I said that previously. We'll ride this out and see what happens.

The other half's job is going well. He's been there like 4 months (I think), and he seems to be enjoying it. Based on the stories he tells me of his co-workers, I need to meet these folks. They sound like a hoot! We don't see much of each other; since he gets up @ 5:30 am, and I leave to work generally @ noonish, and get home @ 9pm. We stay up for an hour and then must hit the hay. He also has weekends off; when I generally do not. For me, I feel more appreciative of our time together. Not to get too mushy, but I sure do love him. Our ten year is just a few short weeks away. Unbelievable!

A few movies of the past weeks. It's been so long since one of my mega-updates (I used to say "mega" a lot in the mid 80's when I was a kid, and my friends made fun of me), I'm unsure if I've mentioned some of these already.

Apocalypto. Gory, wonderful, engrossing. Not what I would have expected; since this was all around or after Gibson's weird arrest and meltdown (I think). Great performances and plentiful male flesh as well. I really liked this film.

Grey Gardens. Made me want to see the documentary. Lange was great, but I was really impressed by Drew Barrymore. I commented to the other half that this was Barrymore's The Aviator and Benjamin Button. As I've said before, The Aviator was the first time I didn't see Dicaprio in the character (at least part of the time). The same for Brad Pitt in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. They overcame their celeb status and disappeared in the role. Barrymore did it too. She was really quite amazing. Watch the film all the way through the credits for a nice voice-over treat. Oh, and Justin Louis plays one of the documentary filmmakers. I know him as "Louis", Sarah Polley's onscreen husband in the Dawn of the Dead remake. Yeah!

Star Trek. Amazing. Exciting. I was initially very concerned about the CW-y cast, but man, they really brought it. They were hot, young, hip and surprisingly deep. Zachary Quinto as the new Spock, was the standout. We saw this @ a freebie preview on Tuesday, and I generally hate waiting in line for 3 hours to do these things, but this was well worth it. Loud, effects laden, thrilling. I really LOVED this movie. Chris Pine as the new Kirk; is just hot. And of course, Simon Pegg...my new lover.

Run Fatboy Run. Simon Pegg. Simon Pegg. Simon Pegg. I'll watch anything he does. He's wonderful, the film's adorable, and Hank Azaria's got one hell of a body. Congrats to David Schwimmer; this flick's a great deal of fun.

Journey to the Center of the Earth. This is the 2008 version w/ Brendan Fraser. Nothing memorable, but a fun time. We were going to see this in the theatre last summer, but the other half and I ended up having a fight, so it didn't happen. I would have liked to have seen it in 3-D, but...well. Nothing can top the James Mason version from the 50's. That movie's on my all time fave list. But this was not w/ out its charms. Attractive cast, and fun effects; and even a few effective "boo" moments (the flying fish anyone?)

So, I had a Facebook status update last week; mentioning something about "interesting" news, and that I wanted to see how it would play out before announcing it. Remember? Do ya? I'm gonna put it out there, just cuz I feel like it. I don't want to jinx it, but the more I think about it, it may not be as big as I think. Maybe I just want to downplay it in case it results in nothing. Anyway, the other half has a new co-worker, who overheard him talking to me about me wanting to protect the second draft of the "Baker" script (did I mention that!!! I finished a second draft already!). She said that she used to work w/ a woman @ Samuel French (yes, that Samuel French) who was also a publisher, and that she may be able to assist me in that...and perhaps down other avenues in the biz. I don't know exactly what her connections are, or how she may be able to help me. However, I did look her up on line, and apparently she has her fingers in a lot of pies. They're trying to set up a meeting for me; w/ her, this week! I don't know what it means, which is why I'm trying to keep from counting my chickens before they've hatched. I realize that I may have to pitch my script this week. Hello, never done it! So, I'll keep updated as it happens. Who knows, maybe it won't. I think at the very least; if I do get to meet her, I can get some good feedback and/or advice.

In other news, my mother will be having surgery soon; to remove a mass in her abdomen. They're not considering it an emergency, thus not believing it to be the "C" word. But it does have to be done. Thinkin' about you Mom!

Also, since my hours have been cut, we WON'T be moving into a one-bedroom in our building; any time soon. We have to be smart about it. This also means that the delivery of our belongings from storage in Phoenix, will also have to wait. It's been out there so long, I'm wondering how our stuff will be when we finally get it. Melted from the desert sun? Dusty beyond repair? Teeming w/ desert critters? Hmmm.

Due to laziness, I have yet to make note of Dom DeLuise's passing. I will fondly remember him most from Haunted Honeymoon. "Ballin' the Jack"? Remember that musical gem? So long Dom.

I guess that's it. Except for that fact that I did indeed complete a second draft of "Me & Simon Baker". I'm very proud of myself, and am amazed at how much was cleaned up; just from the second sweep. Since I have three days off; beginning today, I think I could even focus and make an entire third go @ it over the next three days.

Talked to friend Chris, and he is close to calling his latest script "complete". Congrats to you, my friend.

Local Actors Spotted #116-118

Eric Christian Olsen (from such films as Dumb and Dumberer and Cellular was in last week...looking fine. In case you don't know him, here's a photo.


Paul Stanley; lead singer of Kiss (in case you were unsure) was in the other day. Not sure if I notated him before, cuz I know he's been in before. I'm simply too lazy to check my archives to confirm. Real nice guy.

Mary Murphy (one of the judges from So You Think You Can Dance) was in a couple of days ago. She was sweet.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

A Review for House of Black Wings!

www.horroryearbook.com/544736/movie-review-house-of-the-black-wings

Overall, a pretty positive review. Neat.

Saturday, May 02, 2009

Local Actors Spotted 102-115

A few sightings.

In the store today; Tricia Leigh Fisher (Carrie Fisher's half sister, I believe). I know her from the 80's corker, Pretty Smart. It's on my fave list...However, friend/co-worker Mary also knows that film, and when she previously mentioned it to Ms. Fisher, Ms. Fisher apparently was embarrassed, thus I didn't bother her for anything.

The other half and I walked past the X-Men Origins: Wolverine red carpet premiere, and caught sight of Ryan Reynolds. It was from a distance, but no doubt he was still super hot.

Apparently, Jane Lynch (40 Year Old Virgin, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, etc.) was in the store on my day off. I didn't see her, so I won't count it, but it is worth mentioning. I was told she was very nice.

I will count sightings by the other half, so here they are.

He watched the Star Trek red carpet. I was working. Imagine that.

Leonard Nimoy
Eric Bana
Marina Sirtis
Chris Pine (the new Kirk)
Zachary Quinto (the new Spock)
Nicollette Sheridan
Hank Azaria
Christian Slater
Simon Pegg (dammit!)
Zoe Saldana (the new Uhura)
John Cho (the new Sulu)

And, of course, my alleged sighting of Eugene Levy. I'm pretty sure it was him. I'm counting it.
I guess that's it. Enjoy.

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Swine Flu...Shit!

I'm not insensitive to this pending pandemic (today moved up to a rating of 5 out of a possible 6 for warnings--apparently "imminent"), but I'm also not allowing myself to get wound up in all the hoopla. Remember bird flu, SARS, etc? It was bad and I don't want to seem like a jackass, but I won't be taken in by the media's coverage. I will probably go as far as washing my hands a bit more (if that's possible), and perhaps admonishing coughers on the bus, but other than that...life goes on. If it get it and die...well, hindsight is 20/20. Right?

Watching NBC this evening, Michelle Kozinski (forgive me if I'm mispelling her name) was reporting from the apparent ground zero of this H1/P1/N1/LV-426 disease (whatever it's being called now...and if you get the LV-426 reference, I'll buy you a beer), a small farming village called La Gloria, Mexico, where the "patient zero" is running around; having recovered from his bout w/ this flu.

I find it hysterical that a possible start of this disease may have come from a hog farm near the village; where "open air waste lagoons" are the norm. But most of all, I love the fact that this farm, which produces a million or so hogs a year, is partially American owned...a company called Smithfield.

Why is this funny? Cuz so many Americans (including CNN's Lou Dobbs as an example) are suggesting border closing and other "solutions". Wouldn't it be funny if one of our US companies; working outside of our US borders, were a major cause of this "imminent" pandemic. To quote Bart Simpson, "the ironing is delicious".

Let me just close by saying that I am not happy that the cute little "Wilbur's" and "Babe's" of the world are getting the slack (i.e. being slaughtered) for this. It reminds me of the wolf @ Chicago's Brookfield Zoo which was killed after a lackluster, loser-ass parent allowed their small child to wander/fall, whatever it was, into the wolf's cage. The wolf attacked. I don't recall if the kid survived, but the wolf sure didn't. It was killed cuz of the incident. Cuz of human stupidity, animals have to suffer. Lame.

Finally, I can't let this go w/out mentioning my most hated Michele Bachmann. She made reference to the idea that President Obama had some connection to this pending pandemic. Okay. Well, that's that.

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

How Happy It Makes Me

I've got the remake to Dawn of the Dead on the telly; for background noise (I'm about to start work on the "Baker" script, so some good zombie noise in my ear helps the process). I love the movie as a whole, but there's one part that I must rewind several times whenever I watch it. It's such a minute moment; and certainly if you read this, you'll roll your eyes, but it doesn't matter, cuz it makes me so happy. It's the moment when the characters first arrive in the mall, and Andre goes down the hallway to check things out; Kenneth stays behind w/ the ladies, and Michael takes a look around in "Reflex Sports". Right after all of the attacks take place, and they all begin to run to the elevator. I love the sequence of shots as each person joins the group to head to the elevator. I love the music cue the most. Some deep thumping w/ little tingles (what the hell do I know about music?). Anyway, I thought I'd share, cuz it makes me so darn happy. You may disregard this pointless post as you see fit.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Random Movie Quote Quiz (RMQQ) #61

Character One: "Look, there is water leaking from her eyes."
Character Two: "It's what they call tears. It's a sign of their weakness."

I Want That 7


I've been meaning to post this for some time, but...well...we all know what a lazy ass I can be.


This is from Pottery Barn. As a whole, I'm not a huge fan of PB, but they do have several pieces I would really love to have. This is the Andover Cabinet; for media storage...two of them put together. Love it!

Random Movie Quote Quiz (RMQQ) #60

"We can discuss sexism in survival situations when I get back."

I Want That 6

The other half and I both had today off, so we went and toured another new condo project nearby...actually, a 5 minute walk away. 9 units, and the one we liked the best; was of course, the largest and the second most expensive. Each unit has a name, and our fave was called "Muse", which I thought was a good sign. It's two floors, up to 3 bedrooms (we would have only one; based on our needs) and 2.5 baths. Great space, great light, two outdoor spaces, and in our same zip code. We'd still be in Hollywood, which I like, and none of our habits we've gained in this neighborhood will have to change. Oh wait, the place is 1.1 mill. It'll happen. It's called 10 Palms.

BTW, the "great room" area on the second floor would end up being our ultimate "media/office/crap/toy" room. I would be in heaven!

Here are links to the place. I want that.

http://www.10palms.com/pdf/MUSE.pdf (this is the floor plan for "Muse")
http://www.10palms.com/ (this is the home page for the development)

Saturday, April 25, 2009

So Long, My Beloved Bea...

Bea Arthur; best known as Maude and Dorothy on the ever-watchable The Golden Girls, died today. She was 86. I heard the news while @ work; from a customer who received a text from a friend; stating "RIP Bea Arthur". We all know that Estelle Getty died mid last year and that was a wallop for me. This is even harder to take. After all, Dorothy was the cornerstone of that sitcom. I commented to the other half that Dorothy Zbornak has to be one of my all time favorite movie and/or television characters. Bea had such impeccable comic timing. She was one of the few actors who I can think of; who was able to pull off double takes; sometimes triple takes, and the occassional quadruple take...they always worked. I'm truly devastated by this loss, and am kicking myself for not having made the effort to see one of her live stage shows. It's no secret that I adore The Golden Girls. I've loved them since their original airings. I used to come home from high school, watch an episode before dinner; cuz they were already in repeats in the afternoon; even while they were still airing new episodes on Saturday night. Lifetime then aired them for ten years, and I was always up for 'em. It warms my heart to see that their popularity seems to be growing as of late; even outside of its core fan group of women and gays. I feel pride that I was on their side long before it seemingly became the "cool" thing to do.

One of Arthur's best moments on The Golden Girls, was when she found out Sofia (Getty) had been putting aside money to provide to her children after she died. Meanwhile, Dorothy had to sacrifice to take care of her mother. Rose (Betty White), Sofia and Dorothy are at the dinner table (cheesecake, anyone?), and Dorothy offers her mother some tea. "It'll relax you", obviously suggesting that it has been poisoned, and so that Dorothy would inherit the money sooner. Sofia asks that Rose taste the tea. Rose grabs the cup, and Dorothy hisses, "No, Rose, don't!...that's for my mommy."

I adored this woman, and am deeply saddened by her passing. To follow is a link w/ more info. So long, Bea.

http://tv.yahoo.com/show/32118/news/urn:newsml:tv.ap.org:20090426:us_obit_arthur__ER:434;_ylt=Ans5aSTJ9Kgg.0qhc2_6VKSAo9EF

Friday, April 24, 2009

Local Actors Spotted #100-101

California's First Lady; Maria Shriver was in a couple of weeks ago. Two days in a row. 'nuff said.


Yesterday, Michael J. Pollard was in. You might know him from Bonnie & Clyde or Dick Tracy; or any other number of other film and television appearances from the past 5 decades. I also know and love him from the little known 80's horror classic (starring Rod Steiger and Yvonne DeCarlo) called American Gothic. He's one of the overaged, psychotic children of the Steiger and DeCarlo characters. Not a perfect film (although it is on my all time faves list), but worth a look-see. Get your forty winks.

Dear Hallmark Channel

I appreciate that you and the WE Network have taken over the reins of The Golden Girls, left empty by Lifetime. They will live on. It's a good thing. I'm even able to forgive you the strange editing choices you have made. Please. I know all of these episodes, and it's clear to me when you have taken poetic license with the normal flow of these classics. You are even adding music cues to go to premature commercials. I do like the fact that you are now showing the brief epilogues that Lifetime never took the time to display. However, today...something was a bit off. It's the episode where Dorothy is dating a married man; played by Alex Rocco. You just showed an establishing shot of the house (which, by the way, I saw on the Disney--when it was MGM Studios--backlot tour), a common occurrence. Someone missed the fact that the scene following the establishing shot in the day time; took place during the evening...in the dark. If you're gonna mess w/ the classics, then please keep them sensible. My clock can't handle quick changes like that.

Thanks, and love Michael.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

I'm going to BEGIN to tell you about Baker...

In the past two days, I have gone through about 37 pages on a second draft of the Baker script, bringing me to page 64 (currently) of a 112 page piece; in a second go at it. What I find really irritating, is that I have to consistently change one phrase, over and over again. It's driving me nuts. Instead of simply writing (in the first draft--and admittedly, I write in a train of thought method, so I don't necessarily see this right off the bat), "He moves to the window.", I write "He begins to move to the window.", or "He turns to talk to Bob", I write, "He begins to turn to talk to Bob". This is on 85% of the action sentences I have written. I don't recall this being the case in Sid's Apple, but I'll be damned if it's not an epidemic on this one. Driving me crazy. Don't begin anything, just flippin' DO IT! Jeez.

Tuesday, April 07, 2009

Stew of Sin #119

I don't care if you're gay, straight, bi, Martian...whatever. You can't NOT be in love w/ the Phoebe Cates swimming pool/bikini scene in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I saw this way back in the day; and although I was pretty sure I was a flaming little gay boy, I still found this scene titillating...ahem. Anyway, for this particular scene, I am adding Phoebe Cates as Linda; into my Stew of Sin. Let's just say it. She looks good from head to toe in this scene. It's shot well, the background music is pitch perfect, and her glistening skin is faboo...and of course her perfect rack. Perverted? Probably, but life's to short to not appreciate something as awesome as this scene. Good times.

Local Actors Spotted #99

In honor of the current showing of Jaws 3-D currently on the tube, I will announce my latest celeb run-in. About a week ago, Bess Armstrong, our blonde biologist heroine of the third Jaws film, came into the store. Well, I kind of kept it to myself when I met her, but Jaws 3-D is one of my all time favorite "bad" movies. It's uber-cheesy, but always worth a look...love this flick. So, I complemented her on Nothing in Common, that late 80's flick starring Tom Hanks and Jackie Gleason. It is one of my all time faves as well (and her meeting made me realize that I hadn't added this one to my roster). She was very sweet, looked super, and gave me an autograph...stating that Nothing in Common was one of her favorites as well. One of the parts of my job that I LOVE. Hey, Bess! Plus, this lucky lass got to smooch w/ Dennis Quaid. Surely a highlight on the shoot for Jaws 3-D.

Random Movie Quote Quiz (RMQQ) #59

Character 1: "You know you're guaranteed by law to get a share."

Character 2: "What?"

Character 1: "Why don't you just f*** off?"

So Long, Lou...

Lou Perryman was recently killed...apparently in a ridiculous random act of violence. A link to a news report to follow. I know him best for his performances in two Tobe Hooper classics; Poltergeist and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2. In Poltergeist, he has a small but memorable turn as one of the construction workers digging the pool for the Freeling family. You'll recall that he was a taste-tester of sorts, sampling Diane Freeling (JoBeth Williams)'s coffee and chili through the open kitchen window. "You sure make good coffee, Mrs. Freeling".


I will lovingly remember his performance as the devout LG, Stretch's (Caroline Williams) long-suffering sidekick techie and would-be lover, in Hooper's sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. He was funny, charming, goofy, and fiercely loyal. It was a great performance, and a standout in a film w/ many stand out performances. Just marvel at his delivery of lines like, "Lookee, I built you a little fry house", or "I'm falling apart on you, darling", or "I got a soft hard". Apparently, he had a vast resume, but as w/ most of my horror movie heroes, those scary flicks are what I know and love him for. So long, Lou.

Here's that link...

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/Lou_Perryman_killed_Homicide_suspected

I Simply Cannot Believe This!

I have never been so lazy in my entire life. My clock is all out of whack; for so many reasons.

My work schedule has been very odd. Let's examine why. Two weeks ago, I had Tues. and Wed. off. I then received a call from the boss, asking if I wanted Thursday off (he called that morning before I was to be into work). They were cutting hours, and so I said, "sure". That means I had 4 days of work in that week. Well, then Saturday, I felt crappy (no doubt due to some recurring allergy issues), and thus called in Sunday. I then worked Monday of last week, had my regular Tues and Wed. off, then worked Thursday and Friday. I requested Saturday off (3 days ago), since they were cutting hours and I had a good reason to do so (more on that in a moment), then worked Sunday. I then had my regular days of Monday and Tuesday (yesterday and today) off. I will finish out the week by working Wednesday, Thurs and Friday, and then taking two vacation days (Saturday and Sunday) off; as I'm going to Vegas w/ Elwood and friend Lorri for the Las Vegas Int'l Film Festival. I will be taking Monday off; since we're driving back that day, and it will count as one of my normal two days off per week. Add Tuesday off as same, and I think I've worked, like (without calculating of course) 5 days or something ridiculous thing like that; in the past 3 weeks. It's great to have time off, and I am still getting a paycheck, but I'm starting to get a-feared. Cutting hours, and I'm wondering if the store may be looking to can someone. I'm a top seller there, but I also am the last of 5 managers to have been hired. Should I be scared here? Sure, I've volunteered to take a few extra days here and there, cuz I can afford it....somewhat. Jeez. It's settled. Once I come back from Vegas this weekend, and return to the store on Wednesday, I'm not taking ANY time off; if I can manage that. Thus, w/ all of this time off, and a schedule of working one day, then having a couple of days off, etc., my clock is MESSED UP. Anyway, thanks for letting me vent. I'm so very confused.

I found out that the Pasadena location of my company was shutting down. The other half and I both had Saturday off, so we went up there to see what kind of deals we could get. Well, we arrived there to find out it was indeed, their last day. Thus, everything was 90% off. Yes, 90% off. We were there for 3 hours, and it was all pretty civilized. We walked out of there w/ $1800 of merchandise, and paid only $180.00. Quite a bargain. So as not to seem so ridiculous, let me impart to y'all that the items we took, were items I have been eyeing in my store for quite some time. I just never could bring myself to pay for them; even w/ my nice discount. So, in the end, we got a bunch of accessories, a side/bar table (originally 150 bucks--we paid 15 only) and a nice piece of artwork (originally 300; so of course we paid 30), and 95 percent of it was stuff we wanted, not stuff we got JUST CUZ OF THE DEAL. So, I feel pretty good about that. Some very fun decorative items and many nifty gifties.

Friend Eric advised me that one of our all time favorite bad movies; Slaughter High, will be released on DVD later this month. There's that heavenly chorus of angels. Music to my ears.

What else is of note? Still in our studio. Still awaiting a one bedroom. Will it ever come?

I'm about to page 27 of the Simon Baker script; as far as the second draft. Not moving very fast on that one. I've also been a complete slacker/loser on the project w/ friend Chris. I just can't get motivated and it's driving me nutty. See? I must be losing it it I'm using words like "nutty". Heaven help me! My computer is so slow, that working on the new website has become virtually impossible. Excuses, excuses. I wish I could get SOMETHING done. And yet, here I am, on Facebook, blogging on Blogspot, wasting time on MySpace. What a maroon.

I guess I'll wrap up this sad state of affairs, and see about laundry. Nifty.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

I'm a Dork AND I'm Behind the Times

So I realize most of my actor friends have had an IMDB listing since the internet was created, but I have not. I just discovered that friend David, director of House of Black Wings, has given me my very own listing. I realize I'm a big dork, and something this small is probably nothing to get all worked up about, but I feel this legitimizes me in some way. It doesn't take much, right? So, I felt kind of dumb even marking this occasion, but dammit, this makes me happy. Keep it to yourself that I'm a loser; mmmkay? Yeah, I have an IMDB listing. That's neat.

Here's a link to said listing...

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3374228/

Big Bother Teaser Trailer

This is for the web-series I worked on last summer and fall. The website can be found @ http://www.bigbothershow.com/. Here's a link to the trailer as well!

Congrats on your progress, Justin!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnFDxWy9DbA
(for the trailer)

Sunday, March 29, 2009

Round 'Em Up...

A few movies over the past week.

Doing Time on Maple Drive. D'ya remember this one? It was a TV movie from the late 80's...one of Jim Carrey's early dramatic roles. It follows a severely dysfunctional family and the week when all of their secrets come out. Amazing performances all around; including Carrey (as a drunk military school dropout), the hot William McNamara (as an engaged-to-a-woman-closeted homo), Lori Loughlin (the Full House alum in a fantastic supporting performance--who knew?) and the great Bibi Besch (as the completely in denial matriarch). I've seen this movie before, and it truly holds up. Pretty racy stuff for the late 80's, but the film belongs to the performers. Watch this if you can find it, and pay attention to Besch's physical stature in the big blow out. This woman's awesome! Why doesn't she come into my store? It's been a week of Besch for me. Saw her in Tremors on the tube, and in an episode of The Golden Girls. It's a sign.

The Hills Have Eyes 2. The remake sequel. Violent, gross and completely pointless. Two good points. The lead actor (character was Napoleon) was cute, and the first moment when the "rock" mutant shows up, was cool. I'm really tired of stupid characters in stupid movies, insisting on doing stupid things. Case in point. How many more times do we have to see characters with the absolute need to carry their dead or dying compadres with them, when we all know it will slow them down? Would anyone in the real world do this? I ain't talking about Forrest Gump here. Jesus. FYI, I actually enjoyed the original and the remake. What was this total load of crap?!

The Ruins. Who knew this was gonna be so good? The performances sold this piece. I understood that this was a plant attacks man piece, and frankly, with The Happening still fresh in my gag reflex, I wasn't too excited. Jena Malone is amazing. In fact, the core cast of four made me very happy. It was nice to see characters (and the actors playing them) react to some pretty weird shit, with what I found to be very believable emotions and actions. This had a bit of The Descent, and the whole opening made me think of Open Water. And let's face it, a snippet of Little Shop of Horrors. Suppertime! Anyway, this was a real treat, and I recommend it to all within the sound of my typing. A great time, with awesome performances. Have I said that enough? Awesome performances!

Blindness. We wrapped this up just a few moments ago, and I can't really explain how I feel on this one. I was riveted for the entire two-plus hours, so that tells me something. Julianne Moore (shockingly--she's just usually SO bad--NOT!) was a gem. The places this woman goes w/ her career! She's so fabulous. Mark Ruffalo; after Zodiac and this particularly, is really starting to grow on me. This movie was a Mad Max flick, a zombie film, a Linda Blair prison rape movie. It had it all, and I think it worked on all levels. I was very interested to keep watching. I so needed to know where it was going. The visuals and lighting were fantastic. I have a headache after watching this (in a good way, and I have been sick w/ sinus issues today, so that accounts for some of it). All right. No more pussy-footing around. I'm going to go out there and say it. This movie blew my mind. There. I don't know what to say, other than, give this is a chance. It's pretty heavy, but well worth your time.

Wall-E. Yes, it lived up to the hype. Yes, it was the usual manipulative Disney epic (they do it so well, don't they?) Yes, I insist on making a stuffed Wall-E toy a part of my collection. The cockroach companion was a highlight, as was the sniffle-inducing recap on Eve's security camera; when she realizes what Wall-E did for her while she was shut down. Wonderful, tissue stock raising time. One problem. I had a hard time buying the idea of a bunch of lazy Americans (excuse me--Earthlings) relying on technology to sustain them in every possible way, and doing nothing at all for themselves. Why...why, that's just crazy.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Sarah Jane News

Sarah Jane Olson has been released. I have been following it. So here is the news. She's been released. I guess it's still up in the air on where she'll go from here, but I wish her luck. Here's a link w/ info. I meant to post this last week when it happened. It's been a fascinating story.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090317/ap_on_re_us/sla_olson

Hold on Fargo-Moorhead!

My home for 4 years; where I went to college...is experiencing some horrible flooding. Just a request for all who read my blog to put out some good vibes that things will start getting better for everyone there. Here's a link w/ info. Hang in there, guys!

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090327/ap_on_re_us/midwest_flooding

Thursday, March 19, 2009

House of Black Wings News!

Some news on House of Black Wings.

http://unfilmable.blogspot.com/

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Joining the List

My favorite movie list is filled to the brim, but there always seems to be just enough room to fit a few more...every few months or so. They're in there for so many different reasons, and these newbies are no different. Please welcome the following three films to my favorite list. OF ALL TIME. What an honor. Don't they know it...







Soapdish. Hilarious. One of the most amazing ensemble casts known to man. Favorite line? Out of the hundred or so that stand out; it is Cathy Moriarty's delivery of "Hello Mother" that takes top honors. Close second? "I've been very patient Lord", also delivered by Ms. Moriarty.







Little Shop of Horrors. It wasn't until I recently met Ellen Greene in my store that I realized this film was missing from my list. She's brilliant. The music's brilliant and Audrey II is hungry. What a great time this movie is.






Foul Play. The albino scares the shit out of me; to this very day. Chevy is adorable and Goldie is in top form. Add a soundtrack full of Barry Manilow, Esme the snake and Burgess Meredith apparently doing most of his own stunts in the fight scene, and you've got an automatic winner. I've loved this one for as long as I can remember. What's been the hold up? I honestly don't know.

So Long, Natasha

What a tragic story. I admittedly was never a "Natasha-head", for lack of a better word, but everything I saw her in, I found her beautiful and talented. My strongest memory of her was of her performance in Nell. I thought it was a fabulous acting trio in that film; Neeson, Foster and Richardson. I would later come to know her from her Tony-winning performance as Sally Bowles in Cabaret (I never saw her perform it live, but I knew the cast album well). I also remember her for a little known film in the late 80's called Gothic. It's a Ken Russell, mind-f*** film, full of his trademark wacky visuals. She stars opposite Gabriel Byrne and Julian Sands. It's a take on the night in which Mary Shelley was inspired to write Frankenstein. So long, Natasha. Here's a link w/ more info.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/obit_natasha_richardson

Local Actors Spotted #96-98

A few folks I've seen in recent days.

96--Sarah MacLachlan; the singer...she's very beautiful in person.
97--Kehoe (one of Janice Dickinson's models)
98--Kenneth Brown (HGTV star)

Kathy Hilton was back in the store yesterday.

And a couple of folks I missed out on...by moments. I was in the back room working on something, when I got a page over the intercom to get to the cashwrap. I missed Elizabeth Berkeley. She was outside the store. I was so bummed. I didn't see her, so I won't count her. My co-workers also saw Jessica Alba go by; w/ the paparrazzi right in her face. How pleasant.
:(

Anyway. That's it.

Friday, March 13, 2009

Bim Bam Boom, She Won the Tickets!

I've been watching too much of The Golden Girls. That's just all there is to it.

Joyce Hyser (lead actress from Just One of the Guys; whom I met a few days ago) was back in the store today. I was happy (thrilled!) to see that she remembered my name. I met her husband, and she picked up her merchandise. We're on a first name basis, folks. I'll buy that for a dollar. I'm such a dork. I think I was meant to meet her. I could have been on break, or heavy into selling w/ another customer. But, I was free, and got to meet the lead actress from one of my all time fave films. How cool is that timing? I told her today that I had blogged about her. I'm sure she's drafting the restraining order now.

I received my screener copy of House of Black Wings in the mail today. I will be viewing it on Saturday night w/ the other half, and friends Chris and Ami. I watched up to the end of the opening credits (and that's it!), cuz I couldn't contain myself. Very excited to sit down and see it. So very proud of David and indeed all of us. More on my thoughts after I have viewed it. Yeah!

Friends Simon and Macy have agreed to work on a title design/logo for Not My Mess Films. A bit of animation to rev things up before my films (all two of them)...you know, the Annette Bening opening for Columbia Pictures, the pegasus of Tri-Star, the spotlights of 20th Century Fox, the mountain of Paramount...etc. You know what I'm jabbering about, right? Well, I have given them my pathetic, childlike storyboards and ideas, and they are now seeing what they can do. Very exciting stuff. Also, I am now going to start looking for a sound designer to complete the director's cut of Ready to Go. It's gotta get done folks. For heaven's sake!

Well. My first opera. Das Rheingold. Let's just say that the other half and I are going to see about getting tickets for the remaining portions of The Ring Cycle. Here's how it went. The first half hour, I was very intent on following things; reading the sub-titles, learning names, etc. The next 45 minutes, I was pretty sleepy, but still following along. It was about this time when I told myself that this was never going to happen again. I was in pain, tired and unsure what the hell was going on. No more opera for me, thank you! The remaining 1 1/2 hours or so (no intermission folks) I was hypnotized. The music was amazing. The performers magnificent and the design of the show; sets and costumes, etc, was mind blowing. There was definitely a great deal of the time where I was lost. I love those moments while watching TV or film, or theatre (or opera in this case) where I completely lose my surroundings. I don't think about my life, my job, how stinky the train was on our way to the show...whatever. I was so drawn in to the story. It was transcendental. Am I being dramatic? Maybe, but I was definitely lost in there for a good long while. Loved it. Yeah, opera! Also, I didn't notice until we were on the train home, that a woman named Stacy Tappan was in the show. I did a short film w/ her while still in Chicago. How weird. Which reminds me, I was going to pop off an email to her to congratulate her. Must get that done. I'm a procrastinating loser!

I've completely lost interest in American Idol. As in all past seasons, once the auditions and final cuts are made, I'm done. Figured you'd all want to be in on this. You're welcome.

Also, the new season of The Amazing Race started, and we completely missed out on that. LOSERS!

I think I used this title on a blog entry before. Jeez.

The other half is lying in bed snoring right now. That's what we get for living in a studio. No privacy. He's got to be up by 6am, and I don't have to be to work until noon. That makes for super sleeping patterns. We are going to need a place w/ separate spaces. I get home from work @ about 9:3opm, and he needs to go to bed about that time (or a tad bit later). I've got to come down from work for a bit. That just doesn't work out. He needs his 40 winks, and I need to blog about complete BS. Nice.

I guess I should wrap this up, go fart in the other half's face, and hit the hay. Tee hee.

And now, for something you'll really enjoy. This is out of nowhere, but I've got a book recommendation. If you can find it, get it and read it. It's my favorite children's book. It's called The Ghost of Windy Hill, and it flippin' rocks! We have a piece of artwork @ the store (which I will eventually buy), and it is very reminiscent of the artwork from Windy Hill. Hello to you, Miss Miggie! Anyway, you can buy it for a couple of bucks on Ebay or such. It's a blue cover. Can't remember the author right off hand...Clyde Robert Bulla? I think. Check it out. I think I originally got it through the Weekly Reader series. Y'all remember that?

'night, mother.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

We'll See Boys

Attending the LA Opera tonight. Das Rheingold. I've heard opera. I like Pavoratti (sp?) and Bocelli, and when Sarah Brightman goes in that direction...but I've never seen an opera. Friends Chris and Ami had some extra tix for this evening's performance, so the other half and I are going there tonight. I'll provide you with an update at a later time.

The other half has now been working for almost a month, thus I'm at ease in posting such news. It seems more solid; as solid as anything is in today's economy. My job is going well. Nothing to complain about; nothing to sing high praises about either. But I don't absolutely hate it, so I guess that's good. Right?

Some movies of past days. 10,000 BC. Worthless. Some fun monster effects, a hot lead and...and? Well, I guess that's about it. The Frighteners. Was my second time...first for the other half. He liked it. I liked it. Forgot how just absolutely adorable Michael J. Fox is in this film...or in general. Forgotten about Dee Wallace Stone. What a fabulous role and performance. And to think that Jake Busey played a psycho. I was just shocked. He usually plays such level-headed, Christian, likeable characters. Hmmm. Caught the majority of Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil. Great fun. The Lady Chablis is obviously the highlight. It's been a while since I caught this one as well. Last night, we watched The Reaping. Nothing amazing, but I did get a few great "boo" moments out of it. It certainly wasn't the load of crap I had expected it to be; based on the fact that it bombed and that the critics hated it. Hilary Swank (who will shortly be added to my Stew of Sin) added great credibility, and I found her onscreen relationship (both the way it was written and performed) with her assistant/friend/colleague very fascinating, touching and effective. That was a big selling point for me. It lost its way toward the end; getting a bit hokey, and it was the Rosemary's Baby ripoff (and The Seventh Sign grabbies--slit wrists, lost faith, etc) that lost me at the end. Good performances. Good scares. Not at all as bad as you might think.

BTW, the wench who took our apartment, apparently broke or sprained or some other way injured her foot. I saw her walking around in a cast/brace. Apparently it happened before she screwed us over. Pre-karma? I'll leave it at that. God, I'm such a bitch.

I'm doing some laundry today. Had to be done, otherwise my productivity would have been 0 for the day.

A copy of House of Black Wings is currently en route to me; per director David. Very anxious to see it. Apparently, a crew/cast screening was held last night. His only words to me were, "no one fell asleep".

The other half and I both had Sunday off; a wonderful treat. We got our car fixed/tuned/updated, so he's as fit as a fiddle. Only 400 bucks. Wow. He must have needed that. We did some shopping (although bought nothing), had some lunch and toured 3 different condo/town homes for sale. The top on my list (as well as the close runner up) will be added to my "I Want That" series of entries; shortly. On top of that, the realtor for the top prize, was a super hot guy; and nice...and a writer/director. All in one package. Huh-huh. You said package. :) Hopefully soon, we'll get in on one of these deals.

Friend Chris completed a reading of my Me & Simon Baker script (which I just had protected w/ the WGA; West), and the subject line of his notes? "Loved it". Well, needless to say, I loved his response. Not all good; many valuable critiques as well. In addition (not sure if I posted this yet), the other half had a read as well. He wasn't as in love with it as Chris, but he had lots of notes for me to ponder. He did say that by the end; it all came together, and that he did like it.

Speaking of the other half...his grandfather died this week. He was 99; and not well. They didn't have a picture perfect relationship, so I'm unsure of how the other half is faring. He's usually so open and forthright about his emotions. Um, yeah. I have been praying for his mother. I'm also relieved that she will no longer have to care for him. She had been doing so for 3 years (in addition to the other half's grandmother who died about 2 years ago), and it was literally wasting her away. I'm glad she'll now be able to have some time to herself, and not spend every day killing herself to take care of others. So Dolly, I'm sorry, but also relieved you have some freedom now.

Nothing else to report. I'm working on projects; slowly on some...sort of/kind of on others. I just am aching for some completion...on something...ANYTHING!

Later y'all.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Local Actors Spotted #94-95

Two biggies over the past weekend. Biggies for me. First of all, the lovely Ellen Greene. She's currently (for a limited time now, as it's been cancelled) on Pushing Daisies. The other half's a big fan, but I never got super into it; but did watch. Of course I know her (and love her) mostly as Audrey in the classic screen musical, Little Shop of Horrors. She's simply divine as Audrey, and in person, she was absolutely lovely. Very sweet, and of course I got an autograph; made out to myself and the other half (for me Little Shop; and for him Pushing Daisies). I also told her how much I love her in Talk Radio. She remarked that she loved that film. I got to chat w/ her for a few moments. She was just awesome; and so very petite.





The day after my run-in w/ Ms. Greene, I came from the back room to see my two bosses helping out someone very familiar to me. I'm sure I looked like an ass, but immediately went to the counter to say hello and ask for an autograph. It was Joyce Hyser; best known as Terri Griffith; the cross-dressing student journalist in the 80's classic, Just One of the Guys. Since this film is no less than in my top ten films of ALL TIME, clearly this was a big moment for me. My bosses laughed at me, and I really didn't care. I'm starstruck. I can't help it. I've seen this movie so many times I've lost count. She was very gracious, gave me an autograph, and had a nice combination look on her face...part horror @ my fanatical behaviour, but also part flattery. She remembered my name as she left the store; saying "Goodbye, Michael". I told her that she made my week...and that may have been an understatement. She looked fabulous, and it was a real thrill to meet her. Wow!

I often remark that these celebs that don't have a big name (such as Tom Hodges; whom I met months ago in the store; and who later sent me an autographed headshot) must appreciate; on some level, a fan that knows their name; not just, "oh, you were that person in that one movie from the 80's, what was that called? What's your name?". I may be kidding myself, but I think for some of the celebs I meet, I must make their day too. And it must be nice to see how genuinely excited I am. I'm just being me. Yeah, Ellen and Joyce!

Sunday, March 08, 2009

Local Actors Spotted Special Oscar Edition #73 - 93

So I've been remiss in mentioning our special evening of celeb sightings on Oscar night. Here's a quick rundown of same. If you don't know all of these, you're a dork.

Eva Marie Saint
Halle Berry
Nicole Kidman
Steven Spielberg
Jerry Lewis
Eddie Murphy
Steve Martin
Tina Fey
Whoopi Goldberg (we got a "hello" and a "goodbye" wave from her)
Jennifer Anistion
Natalie Portman
Bill Maher
Christopher Walken
Angelica Huston
Danny Huston
Cuba Gooding, Jr.
Goldie Hawn
Kurt Russell
Adrien Brody
Hugh Jackman

And no, folks, these were not the celebs we saw on the tube. These were folks we saw in the flesh from our 8th story window. Good times. Good times had by all. BTW, I loved the Oscars this year. Saw next to nothing of the nominated films, but I loved the show, the musical #s, Hugh Jackman, the new way to present the acting winners (awesome) and of course our phenomenal view of backstage.

Just a quick add-on for this Local Actors Spotted entry. The other half and I were walking down Beverly a few weeks ago, and Meg Ryan stepped out of a store; right in front of us. As When Harry Met Sally is one of my sis-in-law's fave films, I immediately called her to let her know.

Wednesday, March 04, 2009

What an Absolute Bitch!

The other half and I (as I mentioned in a previous post) are looking to move into a one bedroom; from our small studio...in the same building. Saturday saw the other half available to check out the unit that I saw late last week. I loved it. He saw it. He loved it...and apparently the assistant property manager; who had never seen it, also loved it. So much so, that she went over the head of the property manager, directly to the owner, and put her hat in the ring first thing Monday morning...to move into that apartment. Monday afternoon, I called the property manager to let him know that we wanted it, and had the extra cash to pay the upped deposit. Found out that the "other interested party" was affiliated w/ the building, and that we didn't have a chance. The property manager is a really great guy, but he was clearly placed between a rock and a hard place. The other half informed me; after I told him who took the apartment away from us, that she had never seen the place; when she showed the other half, and that she loved it and she wanted it. I CANNOT stand such underhanded BS. Who does this bitch think she is? And, to disrespect her immediate boss and go to the owner directly, that tells me that she knew she was being a dirty, diseased underhanded bitch. The other half has made it his promise to comment on her behaviour the next time he sees her. Not be nasty, but make it clear that we don't appreciate that kind of junk. However, on the lighter side, the property manager has said he will do what he can for us. I hope we can get a good deal on another unit; perhaps a larger one. The good property manager was clearly not happy w/ this whole situation. Why are there people like this? All I can say is that karma's a bitch...hmmm, just like her. Convenient.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

How Do I Spell Success?

Well, I had yesterday off. I made it my task to get some writing done on the Simon Baker script. After 7 more pages; all over the script, and getting past the sounds of IM-ing by the insurance salesman (a really hot guy) in the chair next to me in Starbucks, I have decided to call this a first draft. It is rough. When I say rough, I mean ROUGH! Lots of work still to be done, but the skeleton, and many great details are already in place. It gets from point A to point Z (for zombie of course), and it's not completely disjointed. Lots of connections made yesterday; from scene to scene, so no brilliant writing was put out there. However, there's a great little visual motif that I added; and I'm thrilled by it. I'm having a hard time wrapping my mind around a "done" status (well, it's not done; since it's only the first draft, but you get me, don't you?) It's about 111 pages. Nice.

Speaking of "done", David Schmidt; writer/director of House of Black Wings, has announced that, aside from adt'l tweaks here and there; in the nooks and crannies of the film, that the project is "done". I'm so proud of him, and SO excited to see the product. I spoke to friend Clare, and she confirmed that indeed, the final sound/scoring, really pulls it all together. I should be receiving a screener soon; per David. VERY EXCITING! He's apparently preparing it to be sent to some festivals. Let the fun begin. I'll keep y'all updated.

Did I mention that I have a rough draft of Me & Simon Baker? It bares repeating.

My job has been going well. However, since it is in the news now, I will make note of it here. There are about 75 stores in the company, and within the next month, 25 will be closed. While my store is not one of them, this still hits close to home. It's frightening. I have been getting some hour cuts, which is fine, since I have plenty of projects to work on (Simon Baker--did I put it out there that I completed a rough draft?), and since...dare I report this? I'm afraid to do so, for fear of a jinx. The other half has a job. He's been there for 2 weeks, so we're hoping it's sticking. It's nice to know that we're back on the road to financial stability. I certainly don't want to put out negative thoughts, but I'm still so scared that it'll all come crashing down...again. But, so as not to give it more power, that's the end of that conversation. However, I congratulate my boy on his new gig. Mana!

My Oscar follow up report will come after this...so be patient.

I'm super tired of hearing about "octo-mom". She's a freak. She's mental, and her children need to be taken away. Her fertility doctor needs to be arrested as well. Get the kids out to some decent families. I just heard today; that the "octo-mom" was offered a porno gig; and that she's actually considering it. What a freak! On top of it all, she's using public assistance to take care of her kids. Let me put it out there...I dislike you a great deal, "octo-mom". There, rant completed.

I haven't blogged in so long, I don't know if I have already "discussed" this. I sent my first screenplay, "Sid's Apple" out to some friends in the biz. Friend Kate had some comments about fixer-upper bits, but also had the nicest compliment I've heard in a long time. She said that the script seemed to have been written by someone who has been screenwriting for a very long time. Warm fuzzy, thanks for reading Ms. Kate.

Speaking of scripts, I'm not sure if this has been notated, but I completed a first draft of "Me & Simon Baker".

Met w/ friend Chris last night; to push ahead on our co-project. It's been about a month since our epic weekend of writing and brainstorming, so it was nice to get back on the horse. More on this as it develops.

The other half and I are taking a look at one bedroom apartments in our current building; based on the fact that we now have a second income. We're not going overboard, but if we can get a bit more space, for not a great deal more money, I think it's time we spread out a bit. If this all pans out, we should be able to get our stuff from Phoenix, move into a larger place (I looked at it yesterday--there's a fabulous view of the Hollywood Hills to the north, as well as a fabulous view of the Hollywood sign) and actually start nesting. I don't see that we can ever do that in our little studio. I'm ready to grow some roots here. If we can't own, then by God, we'll rent somewhere more comfortable. Also, this place has a large balcony....mmmm, outdoor space.

A few movies of the past week (s). Danny Boyle's Sunshine. Visually amazing...kind of confusing...but Chris Evans is in it and we all know that he's hot. Very Alien, very entertaining, and creepy; via the burned dude from the Icarus One. Am I right? Weird Science. One of my all time faves, but it's been so very long since I actually sat down to take it all in. A couple of things. Ilan Mitchell Smith (Wyatt) can't keep a straight face, and he looked into the camera at least once. Kelly LeBrock will be added to my Stew of Sin; for this film only. Lisa is just plain hot! This movie is friggin' hilarious. Smooth Talk. I saw this year's ago, and just convinced the other half to watch it...cuz it's amazing. Great performance by Laura Dern, very odd characters, and as it was the first time I saw it, the seduction scene is mezmerizing. So subtle, so creepy, so odd. See this movie! Quick bit of info...Laura Dern is Connie, a rebellious teen (take a look @ her family, you'll know why), who goes to the mall w/ her friends, overdoes her makeup and then flirts w/ all the guys she passes. Each day she gets more brave; eventually going to an overage bar. There she sees Treat Williams (looking fine!) and he tells her that "he's watching her". I'll leave the rest to your viewing pleasure...meaning, get out and rent/buy it! I first read about this film in Kim Newman's book, Nightmare Movies. It's discussed in the chapter, "Psycho Movies" if that gives you a bit more insight.

Well, since truck was cancelled, I have today off from work. Domestic tasks were completed on Monday, and I finished my rough draft of "Me & Simon Baker" (did you know that?), which means I truly don't have any pressing things on my calendar. Let's see. Some blogging, perhaps a nap? I know...television and maybe a nice walk. So many choices.

Later, y'all!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Concerns about the Living Dead #40


Not sure what I'd do if I saw this. Panic? Laughter? Panicked laughter? I just don't know. Here's a link. This was reported like 2 weeks ago, and I'm just now posting it...forgive. I'm sure you could have all used this info before the zombie epidemic occurred. My bad.

Concerns about the Living Dead #39

ZOMBIES, NOW IN BANK FORM!

As the article states, it is scarier than anything Romero comes up with. I love the final line of the article. Hey, they're talking about me! :)

Here's a link to tell you what the hell I'm talking about.

http://www.emailthis.clickability.com/et/emailThis?clickMap=viewThis&etMailToID=1252923527

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