It's the "naughty stool" for you, missy!

I have avoided many new reality shows, as they seem unworthy of my valuable time. Super Nanny was not on my list of must see television, but I decided to watch it last night, for lack of something better to fill that "valuable" time. First off, let me say that I want Jo Frost (Super Nanny) to be my friend. She talks cool, she is no nonsense, has kick ass glasses and bosoms from here to eternity. The show, sadly, seems desperately needed by our culture. Most of the things being taught on this show, however, seem plainly obvious. At one point in the program last night, the children of the hour were misbehaving (of course), and the mother turns to Jo and says, "What do I do?" Control. That is what you institute. Parent! That is what you do. "What do I do?" Was she kidding? My God, if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen where you have your kinky sex, which results in the making of a child! My other half had a good suggestion. Clone Ms. Frost and put her in almost every child-filled household in the country. But what is really pathetic about this whole concept, is that it is needed. Badly. I can make the kids, but I cannot raise them. Let someone else do it. Let the government do it, let the school system do it, let my 80 year old mother (grandmom to the kids) do it. Let Super Nanny do it. Thankfully, the nanny is not to stay there forever. Only long enough to knock some sense into the heads of the loser parents, and give them a much needed reality check. I will admit it, I have a lot to say about child bearing, even though I have no children of my own. Nor do I have any immediate plans to start that process. I have the sense enough to know that I could not handle it in my life right now. Not financially, not emotionally and certainly not mentally. Most parents need to review these things before they pop 'em out. Let's face it, Super Nanny will not always be there to clean up the filthy mess you have made of your children. And do you really want your clergy, government, school teachers to do it for you? Most would say no, but then will force them to do it anyway. Super kudos to Super Nanny with the super glasses and super boobs. Wake up nation! Your responsibility is knocking!