Unlikely Hotties

So many technically "not hot" gents out there that I would love to have a go @. Steve Irwin, yes the Crocodile Hunter. His Animal Planet cohort, Jeff Corwin. How about host Steve from Monster House? Hank Azaria, but only if he talks like Moe, and looks like Agador Spartacus. Ed Harris, swimming in the freezing water of The Abyss. Fred Ward, doing his pushups in Big Business. I hate to say it, but Nicholas Cage in Con Air. Patrick Stewart, climbing his way to safety in Star Trek: First Contact, yowza! Omar Shariff with the frilly shirts in Funny Girl. Sam Neill workin' it with Nicole Kidman in Dead Calm. Kyle Maclachlan peeking out of the closet while wearing Blue Velvet. Any other unlikely hotties not listed here?