My Legacy

What I am about to write will be vulgar, nasty and distasteful, so if you are easily riled up, read no further. I have decided to make it my life's goal to somehow end up in bed w/ one Chris Evans. The other half has already given the greenlight for this adventure. I asked him if he would be angry if I cheated on him w/ Mr. Evans. His reply, " I would be more angry if you did not!" Well, there you have it. I had seen the trailer for Cellular, and wanted to see it because it looked entertaining. Also, I saw that the lead was shirtless and he looked extremely appetizing. Then, along came the trailer for Fantastic Four. I did not know it was the same furry hunk I had seen in the trailer for Cellular, but I was equally enticed. The other night, the other half and I finally sat down to watch Cellular. My dear God! I have found my new sexual obsession, and his name is Chris Evans. I guess the term for woman when they see something they like/want that much is that they become "moist". (I warned you). The term for a man liking what he sees would be the opposite of soft. (Am I treading on nasty territory?) And boy howdy, that was the case! There have been only a few male models/actors/whatevers that I really get worked up over. In the past, it has been David Duchovny, Adrian Pasdar, and Steven Bauer. That's pretty much it. I don't know if it has been the long time in between the obsessions over a hottie, but Chris Evans takes the cake folks. Watch out Jessica Biel (if you are still dating him, that is), cuz I have my eyes set on your hottie. Sure he is much younger than me, and I am not a Hollywood hottie for him to obsess about in return, but I am willing to give it a go. (Okay, not really, but suffice to say that I would be happy as all get-out to see him in a nudie picture.) Perverse? Yes. Oh hell, who cares! He's HOT! That is all. Oh, and Cellular was a good film. (perhaps more on that in another entry).