Nudity

I am not naked right at this moment, nor would I be interested in joining a nudist group. However, I do like to be naked on occasion. Not just while bathing or canoodling, but when I am sitting around at home. It doesn't happen often, but there are times when I am watching a film w/ the other half, generally in our bedroom, and I will decide that I want to be nude. I do sleep in the nude sometimes. I have no explanation for this. I don't notice anything out of the ordinary before I make this move to be in all my glory. Did I eat something? Dream something? Who knows. I certainly don't have the "hot" body or clear skin that would make this interesting for others, including the other half, but I will do it anyway. Do what feels good. Didn't Bart Simpson say that once? More power to you, Bartman. I am going to be naked whenever I feel like it...within reason, or course. I don't need another notch in my criminal record, that's for sure.

If I had one...