The Un-Larry Cohen's "The Stuff"

I have no idea what I am trying to say w/ that title. Does it matter? Other "highlights" of the past weeks. New movies: Meet the Fockers. I liked it better than the first one, and good old Babs did not disappoint. Poor Blythe Danner. That woman just seems wasted. Give her some larger roles, I know she will do well. I have liked her for years. Didn't she just win an Emmy? High time. Also saw the remake of The Amityville Horror. It was fine. A few good jumps. The other half hated it. I thought it was a good time waster, but nothing to keep me up @ night. Ryan Reynolds is my new boyfriend. Could he have been hotter? I won't go into details about what I want to do to that man. That would give this an X rating. You get the point. I will find a photo of his extremely hot body to input on another entry. Even the straight men will appreciate that. You know you would, don't deny it! When I visit my friend Serena and her family up in the northern suburbs, I have eaten at a place called the Las Vegas restaurant in Antioch. One of the driving scenes showed that place in the background. Very cool.

What the hell else? I had a bizarre dream that I was marrying my ex girlfriend from high school. Hi Kristi...You reading this? Well, it was current, not back in the day. The other half was present, and after the ceremony, I was back @ home w/ the other half, confused and receiving nasty vibes from him. Very strange. It was one of those dreams that I kept waking up, and falling back asleep, only to be back in the same moment as before I woke up. I am sure the other half is disturbed by this dream, as he still believes that if I ever leave him, it will be for a woman. Right... Although, Kristi did look quite fetching in her wedding gown. Nooo!

My mother is recovering from knee replacement surgery. I hope she takes this pain free opportunity and runs w/it, so to speak. It would be nice to see her active again. Get well soon, Mothra.

I am proud to announce that we have been on the Seattle Sutton program for about a month now. I have gone up one notch on my belt, and it does not cut off the circulation. It is comfortable. At least I know this is working. Fat be gone! We have cheated a few times, but not enough to really affect the progress. It's working. I will soon be svelt again. Joy!

Also saw Monster in Law the other night. It was a treat, and I am overjoyed to see Jane Fonda @ play again. I missed her. I hear that there may be a 9 to 5 sequel in the works. Oh great God of above, if you love me, make it so! Michael Vartan is also a hunk to swoon over. Mmmmm, nice.

Nothing further for my avid readers of 0. I know you missed me. I missed getting no emails about comments on my entries as well. I am bitter today, best be shoving off. Love to all. God bless us everyone. Etc, etc.