Stars-They're Just Like Us!

So the text insert states in the latest issue of US magazine. It shows Viggo Mortensen taking a cab, Paris shopping for bulk groceries and Eva Longoria pumping gas. First, it should be known that neither the other half and I requested this subscription, but it just started to show up. The only use I have found for it, is to continue my Madonna mural project. She is on every other page of this magazine lately, so it helps my cause.

However, the shit they print in this magazine is just horrendous and ridiculous. And in this case, obvious. Look like, eat like, sing like, clip nose hairs like, dress like, vomit like your favorite celebrity. Obviously this magazine is meant for complete morons. My apologies if you have a subscription to this trash.

Sad. And I thought that the American public was starting to finally realize that fame is surely not all it is cracked up to be. Apparently, I am wrong. We still want to be them, even though they do their own grocery shopping.

Y'know what? They also do their own belching and breathing. I know, crazy...