Fat Cat

I'm sure you've all heard of the fat cat somewhere in China. It's been all over the news. Here's a photo. Adorable and cuddly. You just want to SQUEEZE it! Although I've got to feel bad for the poor feline. It can't be easy to get around or catch a breath after trying to put on its shoes. Oh wait, that's me. I feel your pain, cat. I really do. Althought as my waist expands, people like me less. They don't find me cuddly and cute. How do you do it; gain fat AND stay attractive?