How Long Does 15 Minutes Last, Anyways?

I'm sure he's a good-hearted, albeit seemingly boring, guy. Jared of Subway's never-ending ad campaign has reached my last nerve. I don't know how much more I can take. I appreciate that he worked hard, ate healthy, lost weight and then got lucky by becoming famous. I know he gives motivational speeches and helps our youth eat a healthier diet. I'm glad. He should continue that, but not on television. But my God, he has the personality of a dead chicken head (that's what came out folks), and makes me uncomfortable when he smiles. It seems so forced and unnatural...unphotogenic! He's been around for how many years now? It's time to let him go on his way. I'm sure he can retire in absolute luxury right now. So let's do that, right now. Live it up Jared; stop working already. For you and for me.