I Want an Empire

I want to have the klugula/not my mess films empire; and I want it now. I wish I had the money and technology; not to mention the know-how so that I could make http://www.klugula.com/ an all encompassing, one stop shop for all things me. I want to type out every bit of fiction I've ever handwritten; from childhood; and copyright it; and post it on my site. I want to transfer all of my fun videos from high school, and all of the films I've done; and have everything available in one place. I want to create products from my past work, and have a little shop online. I want the motivation to do all of this; to have a place where I can showcase every last piece of crap I've ever produced...An updated site; w/ fun menus, and popups and crazy crap that surprises. I want it all. Cutting edge technology to let the world know about all of my quirky projects.

But, I can't afford to get a Flash site, or all of the fun software out there to create the wacky things I have teasing me in my mind. Dammit, this will be my goal. Teach me, fund me, rally behind my quest for an empire; and I'll bring you along for the ride...you will be my minions, but I will not mistreat you...no. I will give credit where credit is due...but I will be the driving force behind this world domination. Klugula will one day...rule

Plus, I'll show some side-boob. Thanks Peter Griffin.

That is all.