Who is the ULTIMATE 80s Horror Hunk? THIRD RUNNER UP!

Since late July 2014 -- 40 sweaty horror hunks battled it out --

38 ballots were cast in this final "Sudden Erection" bout --

Our THIRD RUNNER UP --

with a total of 98 points --

FOUR votes for first place
SIX votes for second place
SEVEN votes for third place
TWELVE votes for fourth place
NINE votes for fifth place

from A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 4: THE DREAM MASTER & A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 5: THE DREAM CHILD.

Mr. Danny Hassel takes his final place in the top five --

in the competition known as BONER: THE ULTIMATE 80s HORROR HUNK!

Congrats Mr. Hassel!  You fought valiantly and sexily!