Personality-less Folks

Oh so many of them. You meet them and talk to them every single day. Why are there so many? It's discouraging, and extremely depressing. Pep up friends! Life isn't so bad! Show off your smile, pat a kid on the head, ask your dog for smooches, take a nap, get a life. Most of all get some oomph behind your personality. Nothing is worse than having to talk to you deadbeat, zombiefied losers.