Pigs in Limbo

I am so relieved to see all of those policemen sitting on the side of the roads, or the medians, just waiting for that poor fool to come by @ 10 miles above the speed limit. For you see, this means that there must be no real crime to be stopped, and no criminals to be punished. There must be no alley rape, no burglary, no child molestation, no fetuses in the dumpsters, no domestic violence, no fires, no bomb threats, and no gang violence, cuz there they sit, content to pass the time waiting for the real threats; cars driving without their city sticker, and passenger pickups working their way along LakeShore Drive. All my best to you!