Hits and Misses of the Urinal World

I tend to visit the restroom a couple of times a day; more if I have been drinking lots of water. The urinal area @ work has become a daily puzzle. I try and try to solve it, but just can't do it. Perhaps my avid readers (all two of you) can help me out. How does the (seemingly) majority of the waste end up on the floor? I have seen men talking on their cell phones as they are pissing. Could that account for the missed target, much like the accidents that happen on the open road, when idiots insist on driving and talking on the cells @ the same time? The only time I can really see a need to drip/pee on the floor is if you are tall like me, and the only open urinal is the one made for children. I have done it, but never more than a few drops as I try to aim properly from 10 feet above. Everyday I go in and it appears as though every man before me has chosen to pee on the floor, rather than in the urinal. Then of course, I have to deal w/ the smell of urine evaporating into the air. What is the point of going up to the urinal, if you will not aim properly anyway. You may as well pee next to the trash can @ the entrance of the restroom. I believe this could all be due to the fact that men are pigs, and they know that someone will clean up behind them anyway, so why make the effort? Do they also have huge pee stains on their trousers? I don't go as far as making a huge issue of putting down the toilet seat, for example, but this puzzle puzzles me. Why so much pee on the floor? Seriously, what are you men doing?