Crane Games...

...are addictive.
...make me lose money.
...allow you to win sometimes, but result in a poorly constructed animal/toy that ends up costing you 5 bucks.
...are my favorite pastime.
...are always used whenever/wherever I see them.
...soak up more money than a slot machine.
...are found in Denny's, Perkins, Baker's Square, and any other similar chain.
...are found by the dozens in Mall of America.
...fill me w/ joy and accomplishment when I am able to snag a prize.
...have all the ability of a newborn human.
...probably did not deserve an entire blog entry.