Stupidity

I don't know what to do. This is a plea for help. How do I live my life, weaving in and out and around so many ever-growing puddles of stupidity? Never coming in contact w/ them? How? The only answer I have right now is "I have no earthly fucking idea." I can no longer deal w/ any stupidity. From anyone, no matter how close they are to me, and I will no longer accept stupidity from myself. I am the only one who can be held accountable for my life. I must make decisions that will please me and please those in the afterlife. If there is one, and whoever the hell "those" people may be. I can no longer go to the movies, cuz stupidity runs rampant there. "Yes, you loud teenagers, I paid money to hear you bitch about that slutty girl in your English class. Well done." I can no longer eat out, cuz bad customer service is a special kind of stupidity. I can no longer have a day job that deals directly w/ people, either face to face or over the phone, cuz these people (co-workers and "customers") are all ripe w/ stupidity. I cannot drive in traffic, cuz stupidity is around every turn and under every overpass. Well, I can't take the train, cuz people asking for money, and people talking too loud on their cell phones are clearly infected w/ stupidity. Cab drivers are no better. I guess I could walk wherever I need to go, but big potholes and dog droppings will be underfoot @ all times. Effects of stupidity. TV is out of the question, news and reality TV (seemingly all there is anymore) are full of stupid people, w/ stupid beliefs. Scripted television is no better, cuz being unoriginal is basically stupidity, and there are no original programs anymore. Where is there that I can turn? There is no escape. So clearly, there are two options, grin and bear it (and grow slightly more insane w/ each passing day, until the grin is automatic), or run away to the forest and forage for nuts and kill squirrels w/ my bare hands. I can make a shelter of pine needles, and commune w/ the animals. The bad thing is that they too will have their social hierarchy and lame traditions, and there is bound to be stupidity w/ any form of organization. What to do, what to do? Suggestions? Therapy? No...it costs money, and money makes people stupid.