You wanna know what really grinds my gears?

Thanks Peter.

I'm so sick of the major player Hollywood couples with the meshed name. Brangelina. TomKat. Bennifer (in both of its incarnations). I guess those are the only ones I can think of right now. How very irritating. It saves time. I'll give it that, but I DON'T LIKE IT. There.

This gripe has been brought to you by Peter Griffin and his #1 rated "Side Boob Hour".