This Is a Doozie!

Picture this. 4 employees. A home furnishings and accessories store. 2 of the employees are helping 2 customers. The other 2 are standing about; waiting for something to happen. No one else is in the store. Suddenly, a honking just outside the store. A traffic jam? A car accident? A pedestrian crossing @ the wrong time? Surely w/ the non-stop beeping from some car on the outside, it must be a major event. Finally, after 30 seconds of this nonsense, one of the available employees makes his way to the front door. A woman is leaning out of her large white SUV. Why, it's the vehicle that has been honking! Why is she honking so much, so long, so loud?

The stupid bitch is honking to get the attention of us w/in the store; to set about searching for her daughter who may or may not be inside our shop. ARE YOU F***ING KIDDING ME?! A quick search reveals that this "daughter" is not to be found within.

I have never witnessed such an amazing, disgusting display of laziness; and I've looked at myself in the mirror! What is going on w/ this world?!

Thought I'd share, cuz it pissed me off.

What's that? You want me to...

Oh, yes--my mistake. I'll make an additional notch; confirming the pending extinction of our sad species. What a useless bitch!