Who is the ULTIMATE 80s Horror Hunk? Semi-Final Boner Ten: Kurt Russell vs. Tom McBride

The voters have spoken, and the clear victor for semi-final boner #9 is Michael Biehn of ALIENS (my own personal choice).  Final score was 8 to 2 -- Bruce Campbell of EVIL DEAD 2 with the lower amount.  We wish him well, and remind him that he'll always have an open invite into my bed, what with his busy hands and all.  Get it?  In the meantime, Michael Biehn needs to get his hotness in order (how can he not?) and prepare himself for the upcoming and daunting final rounds!

We have reached another milestone in this competition.  It's the last semi-final round, and we've got one major league household name, and one rather obscure hottie.

First up.  You know him.  You love him.  It's the one and only Kurt Russell -- using his heavily bearded baby-face from 1982's THE THING to rally your votes.  No matter if he has stubble, full on beard or clean-shaven goodness, he melts my butter and then some.  Here are the details of his prelim battle.

And his competitor in this semi-final round is the late Tom McBride of FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2.  I feel obliged to tell you that after his failed bout with Jason Voorhees, he had a role as an honest-to-God Marlboro Man.  Um, yeah.  So he's got that in his corner.  Sadly, he died for real, not long after Jason machete-d his fine ass.  His prelim battle details can be found here.

This battle will be known as "David vs. Goliath", in the fact that Russell is so well known, and McBride was barely a blip on the Hollywood radar.

I myself will be voting for Russell.  Although we're not technically looking at him as Snake Plissken of ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK, I can't help but swoon over him in that role.  So Kurt Russell it is.

You are up, voter!