"Who the hell replaced the toilet paper?!"

It is always the most ridiculous crap that results in an argument. Of course, there are those debates that stem from a real issue or problem, but most of them start with a Seinfeld event. Misplacement of items, taking a sentence the wrong way, jumping to conclusions, man hands, you name it. Why, oh why, do we have to endure these little fights, over such inconsequential things? Each time it happens, I promise that it will never get my goat, but then another one pops up, and here we go again! I would rather have arguments over money, politics, infidelity, anything, but please, not another spat over how the shower cleaner got to the top floor, under the kitchen sink, when it clearly belongs downstairs in the master bathroom, next to the toilet paper cozy. Spare me the madness!