Use My Product, You Clumsy Fool!

I just adore (read hate) the numerous commercials and infomercials that want you to believe their product is the best, and if you use any other competitors product, you will become or already are, a foolish, clumsy ox. One good example is one of the many coffeemakers on the market. The woman asks her apparently spastic husband if he wants coffee on her new coffeemaker. It's easier, cleaner and tastier. Instead, he decides to stick to his own, ancient but trusted coffeemaker. In the process of making his "precious juice", he spills it, it doesn't pour well, it burns him, whatever. Every person in these commercials that is demonstrating the competitor product is the biggest imbecile, with butterfingers and obvious balance problems; stemming from an inner ear malfunction. I get the point they're trying to make, but give the viewers a little more credit. You can use these other products, if you don't have a tic! It's as simple as that. But if you do have tremors, use the one being advertised. I would love to be an actor on the set of one of these commercials, cuz you can be as stupid and clumsy as all get out, and the director will still ask for more. "You burned your genitals on this coffee from the competitor's coffeemaker, but it's not getting the point across just yet!"