Desperately Seeking a Dork

I found one...me. I went back to check the semi-finalists on the first contest (to be announced today; not as of yet) just to see if I might be in that list, even though it says that if you don't make it to quarters, you won't go any further. In the back of my head I'm hoping for a typo, misplaced winner name, something that would allow me to still be in the running. I'll let it slide this time, just cuz it's my "first time at the rodeo". The next contest; if I'm this desperate, I'll seek therapy.