Madge Plus Guy Equal Splitsville

I think in my Madonna hey-day, I would have been more shaken up by this, but frankly, I feel nothing more than slight disappointment. I liked them together. They were both cute, and fun, but apparently not behind closed doors. I wish them both well during this wacky process. On another note, if Guy needs a shoulder to cry on, or some other sort of "service" to relieve the stresses he's feeling, he should give me a call. That is all.