Who is the ULTIMATE 80s Horror Hunk? Final Boner Four: Robert Rusler vs. Paul Satterfield

Final Boner Battle #3 has come to an end, and so has Bruce Abbott's (of RE-ANIMATOR) run. But hey, he made it into the top ten, and that's nothing to be ashamed of.  So we wish him well, and let's give a round of applause to Stephen Shellen of THE STEPFATHER, as he moves head first into the top 5!  Congrats!  Final vote count?  Shellen: 7  Abbott: 1

Final Boner Battle #4 brings us back to Elm Street once again (at least for one of the contestants).  This battle will be called, "Fight of the #2's".  And shortly, you'll see why!

Robert Rusler of A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY'S REVENGE is back in the ring.  So make sure he's oiled up, pumped up and revved for action!  As Grady in Freddy's second outing, he's got some homo-erotic goodness going on, with his buddy Jesse (former contestant in these ongoing battles -- Mark Patton).  So with that, his hot and smooth body (just before Freddy practically disembowels him -- what?  he's still good, he's still good), I am happy to see him back in battle!  Here are his prelim battle details.

In the ring opposite Mr. Rusler, is Paul Satterfield, also a star of a horror franchise's first sequel.  In CREEPSHOW 2, he spends the majority of his time in a tight, revealing yellow speedo, much to my crotch's delight (in the 80s and now!).  We wish him well as he oils himself up (are you donning the speedo again for this next battle?) for the big fight!  Here are the details of his prelim battle.

I'm going to cast my vote for Satterfield.  As he lights up a joint, which was kept in his speedo as he crossed the treacherous waters to "The Raft", he may just offer up a sample -- of what though?  Mmmm.

Who will you choose as "Fight of the #2s" begins?  The winner moves into the top 5 and onto the real final battle -- now re-christened from "Sudden Death" to "Sudden Erection"!