It was a close one on this last battle. But in the end, Jason Patric of THE LOST BOYS takes a coveted spot in the top 5. Thom Mathews of JASON LIVES: FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 6 is off to other destinies. Total of 15 votes -- 8 to Patric and 7 to Mathews.
And this means we're onto Final Boner Battle # Three. Can you feel the suspense building? Me neither -- but something else is growing. Tee hee.
Stephen Shellen of THE STEPFATHER (prelim battle details here) vs. Bruce Abbott of RE-ANIMATOR (prelim battle details here).
Shellen has those icy blue eyes, the flowing hair and pretty boy features. In THE STEPFATHER, he's a determined guy, so with that in mind, he really works hard to get to the bottom of things. Ahem.
Then there's Abbott as "Dr. Dan" in RE-ANIMATOR. He's kind of a skinny boy, but there's nothing I wouldn't let him do to me -- meat or no meat. Well, meat on his bones. Bone. Wait, I mean... there's no way to get past all of the double entendres this paragraph is throwing out there. Suffice to say, I'd give anything to be Ms. Barbara Crampton in this film -- not for the infamous "head" scene, but for the love scenes and lovey kissing moments she had w/ Abbott. So totally jealous.
I will have to give my precious vote to Shellen. I think it's his Speedo scene in CASUAL SEX? which puts him over the edge where my crotch is concerned.
And this battle is being called, "Rub Those Shells over my Abbs".
Who are you planning to place in the top 5? Cast your vote now!